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Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
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Thursday, February 11, 2010

Walking Home

Aaron, Brad and I all walk home after school. One day, we did some really strange things. First, the UPS guy has an eye on us from now on lets say. Every time we would see him, we would wave to him and run back and forth across the street as many times as we could before he came. If that wasn't enough, we would talk to him a little bit and he would never respond. Next, Aaron left and Brad and I got to SS and the entrance to Steeple Chase and there are two big signs that have Steeple Chase written on them and lights shining on them. Well, me Brad decided to play the statue game in front of them. Every time a car past, we would stand perfectly still and act like a statue. We got more into this game and we decided to play dead on the sign of Steeple Chase.

Eventually, this got a bit boring so we started to try the rope trick. If you don't know what the rope game is, all you do is act like you have a rope in your hands and you stand on opposite sides of the street and act like your pulling tight on a rope and try to get the car to stop. If they don't you jump and look like the car pulled you along with it. We tried it on some people. I never worked but some of the people were amused by it, others were not. For example, we tried it on some high school guys. They were not in a good mood. They drove right through and beeped at us.
Now if that wasn't enough for a walk home, we put our musical talents and displayed them to the world by singing Hey Jude to the World. Some people were amused but yet again, others were not. It didn't affect us at all. We just kept singing. If you haven't noticed, we don't really care what anybody says about us, it just flows. If that wasn't enough to do on a walk home, we were cutting through someones yard and there was a huge dog right on the porch that we didn't see. Anyways, it barked and we ran but it chased us but luckily, it had an electric fence. Well that's it. Trust me, there are plenty of more adventures to come.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Sledding

Jack, Aaron, Kyle, and me went sledding last weekend. We went to this ski hill in Waukeshau. This hill is like three times as tall as Dead Man's Hill and is the same steepness. The only downfall is that people always get in your way so you have to like slow down halfway down the hill and you never go that fast. It really sitnks. Anyway, there are four different hills that you can go down. We went down the 2nd fastest and the last fastest. The fastest one was filled with creepers and it was like 5 at night and was getting really dark outside. There was a jump on both of them but the other one like stopped you from going but we kept trying to do it. We went off the jump for the other one like 4 times each. I had two good launchs but that was it. We then went over to the other hill not know that it was really slow but there was like nobody there so we figured that we would try it out. We would get a big running start and go off the jump there. One time, Jack ran up and over-jumped the sled and did a faceplant right into the snow. It was really funny and me and Kyle were cracking up. Aaron didn't really see it but Jack had snow in his mouth and ears and everything. We took one slide down the good hill and then we had to leave. I was finally going really fast but then Kyle ran into me and ruined it. It was really fun and funny.

The Ball Game

Aaron, Ryan, and Jack were over at my house on Friday. We played a game where you kick these giant balls that you get at state fair at each other. Anyways, it was a free for all. You could kick the ball or throw it or anything you wanted to do with it to get the most power on the ball. I kicked the ball at Jack and he tried to jump over it. It wasn't the smartest decision he had made as the ball hit hinm in the legs and he hit the concrete floor hard. I was trying not to laugh but it was really funny. He got back in in a while and we kept playing and playing and playing.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Stupid Basketball Game

Me and Aaron were playing a really dumb basketball game that we had just made up. The objective was to get to the basket and dunk the basketball within 10 seconds with our eyes closed. The person who didn't have their eyes closed spun the other person around five times and pointed them in the direction that the hoop was. Well, he spun me five times and pointed me towards the basket and i ran almost fully speed and I was a little unstable and started to dribble towards the wall and hit it almost full speed. That's how my face got all scratched up.

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